Nerd Sexting.

Her:yeah baby you can be the substrate to my enzyme ;)
Him:i'd rather be DNA Helicase so i could unzip your genes ;)
Her:I noticed today...your skin is so smooth...like endoplasmic reticulum...looks like your chromosomes aligned beautifully
Him:oooo I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum, but i like it rough ;)
Her:We can make a mess. I've hired some lysosomes to clean up afterwards.
Him:Right now we're just two RNA. maybe we can transcribe together and become DNA?
Her:whenever i'm with you, i undergo anaerobic respiration. you take my breath away <3
Him:Wanna form a zygote? ;)
Her:you must be the one for me since my selectively permeable membrane let you through <3
Him:well you're so hot you denature my enzymes.
Her:i wish i were adenine so i could get paired with U.
Him:Then I could fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body ;)
Her:If you were a concentration gradient, i would go down ;)